Don't be a soup skimmer

I wasn't aware of the nefarious criminal breed known as the soup skimmer, but apparently they frequent the Hampden Park Co-op.

Other balloons must get high somewhere else

Only balloons purchased in the floral section of this grocery story may use the helium here - other balloons must get high somewhere else.

Elf Bagging Center

So that's where the elves go in the off-season. . .

My Dad is Selling All of My Toys

Yes, all over the Bryn Mawr neighborhood this weekend there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth as basements were emptied and put on display at the Bryn Mawr Festival of Garage Sales.