Just the tows, please

It's been a fruitful week for puns in the Twin Cities.  Shue's towing provided this gem.

Free as in boat

Everything you need for an afternoon on the lake.

Me is ecstatically happy

Calm Down

Almost always good advice, of course.  But this sign is probably referring to the orange traffic cones in the background which mark Minnesota's second season of driving - road construction.

Whiteboard philosophy

I'm not certain, but I think a philosopher was in the Blair Arcade Building.

We don't need no stinkin' CRTs!

Like making things?  Enjoy playing with tools you couldn't afford to buy yourself?  Check out The Hack Factory.  Just don't bring your CRTs.

Karma knows about you

Found at Sara Cara, now entering its reincarnation without a retail storefront.