Advice from a bridge

I'm pretty sure this advice came from the same crowd that answers questions on Yahoo answers.

It's all in the timing

I guess they're only a couple of months late if the pole is supposed to be replaced in Spring. Oh, wait. Spring 2009? Yeah, that's a little late.

Time travel discovered at the University of Minnesota

Look closely at the plaque to see the biographical details for Sara Canterbury IV, 1790-2054.

How do you really feel?

Apparently, students in Dinkytown are passionate about their ATMs.