Me is ecstatically happy

Calm Down

Almost always good advice, of course.  But this sign is probably referring to the orange traffic cones in the background which mark Minnesota's second season of driving - road construction.

Whiteboard philosophy

I'm not certain, but I think a philosopher was in the Blair Arcade Building.

We don't need no stinkin' CRTs!

Like making things?  Enjoy playing with tools you couldn't afford to buy yourself?  Check out The Hack Factory.  Just don't bring your CRTs.

Karma knows about you

Found at Sara Cara, now entering its reincarnation without a retail storefront.

Post no ills

I wish I knew what business these were from, but alas, that sign has been taken down.  In memoriam, I will post no ills today. :)

Be ready for zombies

At the Ax-man in Saint Louis Park, you can pick up all the supplies you need for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.