Love letter for lazy arsonists

I'm sure this sign is posted to satisfy some sort of law but I'm a little confused. If I were someone who had a key to this building, wouldn't I already know that the fire protection is out of service? If I had a key and I didn't know and a fire started inside the building that I couldn't put out, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't wait around to see if the fire protection could put it out. If I were someone looking to break in to this building, I don't think I'd care about the state of the automatic sprinklers. And if I were a policewoman and/or firewoman I'm pretty sure I'd have to run into the burning building to save someone even if the sprinklers were out of service.

So all I can figure is that this is a love letter for arsonists. And a lazy arsonist at that.

Free Head Exam

Balking at the hourly cost of a psychologist? Get your head examined at a jewelry store in Rosedale instead. (Yes, I know the bars are down in the photograph. What can I say? We closed down the mall. We're crazy like that.)

This is My Therapy

I'm thinking we'll all need some therapy if the race for the governor isn't settled soon.

Happy Halloween!

The area code is 651 - in case you're in need of Halloween makeup.

This Post Really Sucks

From one warm blooded piece of furniture to another

These wise words found at the Westonka Animal Hospital in Mound, MN.

Singing and Art Lessons