Don't feed or disturb the programmers

Spotted at a computer lab in the cities.

The Champagne of Beers

Find the champagne of beers at Yum! in St Louis Park.

Free child with every party

Book a party at Como Town next summer and get a free child.  Or, more likely, free admission for the birthday boy or girl.

Today's special: one extra hour

Today's special at the Neighborhood Cafe is one extra hour. If that doesn't fill you up, try the mac and cheese made with smoked gouda.

Mum's the word

I can't pass up a good pun.

Non-fugitive bathrooms

These bathrooms are not for fugitives.

Just turn them off

This creative solution for the audience member who forgets to turn their cell phone off is at Huge Theater in Uptown.  Come by for a show, but just remember to turn your ringer off. :)